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What An Idiot ( A real crazy and funny story)BY: Tim | Category: Entertainment | Post Date: 2008-10-24
We were expecting some guests over the weekend and my wife was busy doing some cooking that evening, while I was sitting on my couch, relaxing, and had just opened my beer bottle. As I was still flipping channels on my TV and had hardly drank a little over half of my beer bottle, hardly did I know that my solo party was about to get over. My wife came to me and said "Honey, the tomatoes I got this morning aren't good can you get some .. (Right Now)". Well I tried to dodge it off by saying, "But honey, look I started drinking .. and then we both looked at my beer bottle which I hardly had a few sips", I said "Sorry .. never mind I will go". Few sips of beer will probably not give "kick" to even a little monkey. So I took out my car, went to the nearby grocery store, picked up some tomatoes and chips for myself. Stood in the only open checkout line in the whole store, with a few people in front of me. A "crazy old lady" in the front of the line was having some unpleasant discussion with the store employee, while we all were waiting to pay and get out. Finally after some wait my turn came, paid and was out of the store, thinking in my mind that why people argue a lot. I was heading towards the car and saw the same "crazy lady" (arguing inside the store) , her car was parked close to mine. I was walking towards the car , had one bag in my hand, and meanwhile was trying to ignore that old lady. Reached my car, put the bag on the top of car roof and now .. where is my car key. After checking all my pockets, I finally located the keys, started the engine, rolled up my windows, turned on the music and what I see next that same "crazy lady" looking at me from inside her car, shouting at me and even pointing her fingers towards me. I could not hear what she was saying but honestly, I did not want to spoil my mood, ignored her again and drove away. Can you imagine that "crazy lady" actually took a parallel lane on the parking lot and I felt she was chasing me. The lane she was in met my lane at a Stop Sign. She rushed towards the stop sign in her car and reached that Stop Sign before me, before she passed she still shouted at me, pointing finger and then left. Thankfully the music in my car was loud enough that I was able to ignore her again. By this time I was a bit upset, more than that I was sorry for her, thinking some people in America are really idiot's, specially in old age. As I reached home, told my wife about the whole incident how I met this crazy / idiot lady. We mutually agreed that some people in America, specially the elderly get so lonely in life that some of them actually go crazy and shout at strangers for no reason. Great, since I was thinking about this incident I forgot to get the bag of tomatoes from my car. Before I left I grabbed my beer bottle, gulped down the remaining alcohol and then walked back towards the car, opened the door and the bag of tomatoes and chips was missing. I touched my head with both hands, I am surely not drunk, then what the heck, now where is the bag. Then something flashed in my head ... "I had kept the bag on the top of car roof outside the store, and after I found my car keys, I just started the car and came, leaving the bag still on the top of my car's roof". NOW I KNOW WHY THAT LADY WAS SHOUTING AND POINTING FINGERS TOWARDS ME (the bag on top of the roof) ... SHE WAS TRYING TO HELP ME !! .. She even crossed me at the stop sign and I ignored her even then ... That bag of grocery must have likely dropped somewhere close to the stop sign of the parking lot. WHAT AN IDIOT I AM !! That lady was trying to help me all this time and I had all sorts of thoughts in my head for her "CRAZY ME" (not her). Now guess what, I wasted some money, littered the parking lot of the store and the worst part the tomatoes which my wife needed for cooking were still not at home. So now I have to go back to the store (clear the bag if I find and buy again) .. I truly did a Boo-Boo. Me wife did laugh at me the whole evening. Hope you got some laugh too. Article Source: http://www.saching.com About Author / Additional Info: Additional Articles: * Why do Indian students fly abroad for higher studies? * The many advantages of the versatile Blackberry * Who is the maid in your house.Lets really get to the bottom of the maid issue. * Love.. Make it survive... * WHO IS A FOOL? you think you know who a fool is?, who are those the bible regards as a fool? Does this article violate or infringe on your copyright ? It is a violation of our terms for authors to submit content which they did not write and claim it as their own. If this article infringes on your copyrights, then use our Contact us form with the detailed proof of infringement along with the offending article's title, URL and writer name. If you do not hear back from us then contact us again in another 10 days. Thank you. Comments on this article: (0 comments so far) * Additional comments are now closed for this article *
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